Hello everyone! I started this page just to have a little fun. There are so many jokes about us, it's funny how true some of them are, add your own to the list , I got it started for ya.
How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?
The knocking Speeds up.
What's one question you never hear at a blue-grass concert?
Is That the banjo players Porshe
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to do it and nine to stand around and say how much better they could have done it!
How many drummers does it take it change a light bulb?
5, 1 to do it and the other four stand around saying how much better Neil Peart could have done it!
Do you know how to get a drummer to start playing?
Start Tuning your guitar.
Do you know how to get a bass player to play softer?
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion!
Relative minor..........a guitarists girlfriend!
Two tuba players are walking past a bar...............what?, it could happen!
How many female singers does it take to sing " Crazy "?
Apparently all of them!
What do you do when a musician knocks on your door?
Give him the money and take the pizza!
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
one, but the guitarist has to show him how to do it.
How can you tell the difference between all banjo songs?
By their names!
How can you tell if a drum solo is really bad?
the Bass player notices!
How can a jazz musician make a million dollars playing jazz?
Start with 2 million!
I was walking through the kitchen this morning and I thought I heard the onions singing a Bee Gees Song........but it was just the chives talkin.....
My pet mouse "Elvis" died this morning......he got "caught in a trap"
"Doctor, I cant stop singing Green Green Grass of Home" Oh says the doctor, " You Have Tom Jones Syndrome Is that Common? well " Its Not Unusual"